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Fast Hits

by John Bellows

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Hey! I killed my teacher today Strung her head up on a flagpole I knew if I'd do it Then you'd probably salute it Flush the rest down the toilet Cause I know you'll enjoy it Hey! If I had fortune and fame I'd have the whole world to blame When I stole the heart of millions A rock n roll idol With a gun to his temple And I'll blow out my brains see If you don't understand me Hey! If I was king for a day I'd have myself a giant parade Then with one swing of my septor It's off with your heads Because God isn't dead yet And he's not feeling very Little House on the Prairie Hey! Is this really worth all the pain This is fucking insane Why do they keep pushing All that I saw Was the full on assault Just a total disaster Coming faster and faster When I couldn't control it It fucking exploded And then by the tan of my hide I came out on the other side Don't hate yourself
2.
Tell me all the things you don't know Click your heels and race the deadline Your too cute to taste the shoeshine So tell me all the things you don't know More effort than it's worth to restrain The space between your ass and keychain We'll pick a spot to stop and freeze frame So you can tell me all the things you don't know Give me your heart its lungs Give me your teeth their gums It lifts you so high up and sinister You search for a way to pine in the sunshine And wait for the spire to rise and reveal itself Tear through the wrinkled skin of all the has-beens While children of God all lined up in uniform Are conditioned to fix their stare on the impaired Method that tries to drive with a steady hand The rage of the forest fire Bound in razor wire Gently raining down Onto sacred ground Tell me all the things you don't know Click your heels and race the deadline Your too cute to taste the shoeshine So tell me all the things you don't know
3.
Body Throne 04:07
A dark shadow cuts into an empty room The shallow grave for a complacent fool Invading private space just to disgrace with a smile But I had buried the knife I'd swallowed my pride in leu Of tasting skin that I can't break through Just another artist starved for the attention you try To so bitterly deny Spinning pinwheels, pulsing embers My body throne into the fire Going up in the smoke of a wasted inclination Crying in vain through the windowpane The unrequited name of desire Feel it pull me under and force me into the decline A pile of burning corpses you left behind The bigger it makes you The more it can break you Nobody's stepping out of line Bang, bang! I bang on your door so hard Jaded and loveless I can't be cured Still falling further in rank from a place at your side I'm just a waste of your time Oh, but you'd never let it show Your too misanthropic And you know there's a line around the corner For the lonely little stoner girl Who seeks to unfurl Parade in a wet dress Without any philanthropy or credence Your sexual convenience is all They could afford to ask Forceps on my bare back You pull at my spine so diamond-studded As if I like to be exploited But no, it's not consensual And somehow I can't help but feel That by fueling your self destruction I'll have felt the repercussions More than anyone I've ever loved Spinning pinwheels, pulsing embers My body throne into the fire Going up in the smoke of a wasted inclination Crying in vain through the windowpane The unrequited name of desire Feel it pull me under and force me into the decline A pile of burning corpses you left behind The bigger it makes you the harder that it's to deny To destroy and deface you is the only way it knows to stay alive Ain't nobody stepping out of line The pile of burning corpses you left behind Impossible, Improbable You shake your head Impossible, Improbable You waste your breath Impossible, Improbable Just save your self
4.
Tie you up like all the others You look like something I could sink my teeth into Stick a fork in it cause this one is obviously through And these kinds of instances are rare Echoes bouncing to the bottom of a bottle Squinting at imaginary stage lights in my room This secret symphony is playing just for you And if you listen really, really hard You will hear me driving drunk into your heart Shots of whiskey from the barrel of a revolver Sucker's written on my forehead, it's written on yours too If I go to hell then all my friends will be there soon That is if I had any friends at all Ask me why I even bother Cause these assumptions make an ass out of me as well as you If I'm a hopeless case I hope that you are too And as significance melts away It's dripping icing on a wonderful day
5.
Worm Emergency Team We're on the loose Worm Emergency Team We got the juice When it rains it pours then it opens wide And all the little worms fall out of the sky Worm Emergency Team We're on our way Worm Emergency Team To save the day Well we're coming down harder than an early bird To put each worm back safe into the earth Worm Emergency Team We got a right Worm Emergency Team To put up a fight When you've spent your whole life eating dirt It's time to get the equality that you deserve Worm Emergency Team We're on the loose
6.
Brown River 03:53
Grey boots thumpin' on a big black gremelo In Kentucky with my home-bred back yard wriggle pump Hog tooth squirmin' under a big bright love plug Anal warts tarnishin' a liquorish glove rug Crotch bug swimming' through a bloody brown river Syrup tinsel stringin' from a torso chain mope Gotta get behind me pull me on a quadruple rope-a-dope Misty moisty towellete on a cue ball mutton thump Exercisin' demons with lashes to the rump Sleepin' in a mud crack back yard wriggle The proofs in the halibut poon-tang parfait Got me moanin' and a groanin' like the goddam swamp thing Bullwinkle hellhole gobblin' up the lip gloss Lemmings in a mailbox slobbin' on pork hocks Writhin' and squealin' in a back yard wriggle
7.
Doomsday 02:40
Love you on a doomsday Two faces chewing on the fat of the land Dragging dead dogs and horses Through a telescopic chain of command Growing bored of the shit storm They let the bed sores swallow them whole Nighty night little parasite Sleep tight deep inside the back of your skull Heart beats red streaks Like a foghorn shattering glass Raining down on your tin can castle Rays of ultra-violence Big brother fashions himself a visor From a roll of aluminum foil And everybody burns like a calorie On the crust of the American soil Everybody move Everybody groove Everybody move Everybody groove Everybody move Everybody groove
8.
Lesson learned yeah it's confirmed I'm a fucking tool Dropping out of Sunday school Oh my god, oh my god Does this rule or does this doesn't? I can't tell Sipping ice cold lemonade In this living hell So I'll do it by myself I'll just do it all by myself I'll do it by myself There was a time I looked in the eyes Of an earth angel Who told me ever so politely to go Fuck myself, fuck myself Jimmy crack corn don't cut me no slack Don't tell me twice Or try to jump the bones or hold the phone For a poltergeist So I'll do it by myself I'll just do it all by myself I'll do it by myself Paralyzed or pacified I couldn't get my fill Like a drama queen on Dramamine Pop the pill, pop the pill, pop the pill, pop the pill Now the sun beats down on me And it feels so nice To be floating like a bloated corpse In paradise So I'll do it by myself I'll just do it all by myself I'll do it by myself So I'll do it by myself I'll just do it all by myself
9.
To market to market In search for simple pleasures Immersed inside a world of your own You are oblivious and ignorant Why are you stalling You could be a part of me now Why are you falling for the ruse of a mortal's design You're drunk and you're snobby And you reek of dirty laundry But sometimes when you wonder what for And the deeper that your queries implore The more the pigment of your body grows pale Until you hear that voice inside of you Why are you stalling You could be a part of me now Why are you falling for the ruse of a mortal's design Why aren't you calling out the bluff of the kingdom at hand Die right here and now for me and you will understand And now I'm binging and purging on goblets full of ether I'm binging and purging on goblets full of ether I'm binging and purging on goblets full of ether And my eyes are rolling back in my head And I remember what the soothsayer said And even long after my body gets dead I can still hear those words ringing inside of me Why are you stalling You could be a part of me now Why are you falling for the ruse of a mortal's design Sacrifice could be the key to set humanity free Die right here and now for me and you will live eternally
10.
Your days in the sun Stabbing blindly to reach perfection But your work's never done Burying your losses in a deep depression You're the sentimental type A victim of your own devices Well at least you're alive Mixing a cocktail of blood and bleach till Like a balloon on the rise You're ever encumbering utter completeness So that it makes them very small And there's no one left at all that'll hurt you The stroke of your genius swirls through the sky so blue Twisting a singular vision into solitude La la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la Can you admit that you're lost Or is it really you just don't remember The insurmountable cost of how Disembodied that you became to get there You don't even notice there's a raid You're playing the arcade of negligence Only a fool would rely On simple acts from a kindly stranger That's why you're milking your prize From a big swollen head of self deprecation Congratulations The second guessing hand will get you Dismantle you from the neck down A pathetic pile all over the floor That dreams of being a constellation You're such a beautiful You're such a beautiful lie! You're such a beautiful You're such a beautiful lie! You're such a beautiful You're such a beautiful lie! You're such a beautiful You're such a beautiful lie!
11.
Everybody's got to Sit up straight and clap your hands For the veritable feats of mortal man You've all just been sucked in to our master plan To sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it Sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it Sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it Stand up tall and stomp your feet Cause we're all gonna march to a different beat No more suckling on society's teat We're gonna sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it Sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it Sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it Well, what are we gonna do now guys? The only thing we can do Sell the boat! Nothing can phase me cause I've gone completely crazy now Sell the boat! We're gonna come to your houses and rape all your spouses This ain't Chef-Boy-R-Dee in a can This ain't your daddy's American Bandstand No high school glee club, no Drew Carey bullshit This moment's here and now and it is what we make of it When we sell... Everyone bow their heads and say a prayer That may their ass be reaped beyond repair There's no use screaming cause no one can hear above the joy and the laughter
12.
Rock and roll revolution The streets are filled with mass confusion No more excuses no substitutions For this rock and roll revolution come on Get your bass and your drums and electric guitar, boy Come on and join in the fight Everyone's anticipatin' the scene that we're stagin' The war that we're wagin' this Saturday night Rock and roll revolution No more prejudice or persecution It's time to chalk up and make a contribution To this rock and roll revolution right now Just a bunch of mental masturbation From those white-haired squares in the United Nations This ain't ordained by no institution It's a rock and roll revolution come on Now let's all see with a raise of hands yeah Who here wouldn't wanna be Living a life so loud and so proud without grievance Pledging allegiance to the land of the free Rock and roll revolution It's just logical evolution You can call us crazy call us disillusioned But we need a rock and roll revolution right now No more time for negotiation In a world consumed with greed and deprivation It's time to jump to a sound conclusion With a rock and roll revolution right now Rock and roll revolution come on Rock and roll revolution come on

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Rock and roll songs written and recorded between 2007 and 2013 in various Chicago homes onto 4 track or 8 track cassette machines.

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released August 1, 2013

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John Bellows is a singer songwriter and home recorder from small town Kentucky, schooled in Chicago, and now back to the land in rural Washington.

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