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Clean Your Clock

by John Bellows

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1.
Go to Hell 01:27
Why didn't Satan go to hell He never wanted it all
2.
Travel On 01:47
Traveler how will you find your way Nobody knows but you And if all your friends jumped off a cliff Would you have a parachute And I cross my heart and hope to die I've told you all that I know So stop killing me and set me free And let my people go We wake up early every morning Go to bed late every night And believe you me we will skin our knees But we won't go down without a fight Traveler how will you find your way Nobody knows but you If you stop to smell the roses You may find a friend or two When you fly away into outer space Everyone else will too And we'll all dissolve in a big mirage And find our dream come true
3.
I woke up in my clothes on a Saturday Artillery in place for an alien attack And I thoroughly collapsed from a heatstroke When I was on the back porch telling you that I'll warn you, misinform you with sudden surprise All dressed up to fess up, but I doubt I'm gonna make it on time And this madness, this sadness, it's everyone's own So don't expect no compassion unless you're giving some Red Rover run over here and break me loose Conformity's deformed me into some sort of heinous groove And I told you so, the melody's all tangled up Like wire inside a soft cushion, poking through, messing it up And I casually mentioned that I liked you but you didn't care And to think you were the diversion that brought me here But I'll trick you, I'll kill you, I'll make you my own Charm your heart through a can and string telephone Unfolded, unraveled, and bare to the bone Skin flaking, so embarrassing, and without reason I caught you red handed, hand standing on the tip of my tongue Fall over, it's over, I'm over, and that's the end of the song
4.
Clementine 02:37
Have no fear, my Clementine is here What's your face, whatever you say is ok with me Are there as many stars in the sky as there are fish in the sea I don't know, I sure hope so, maybe Soda is popping in my spine, I feel funny all the time Round the clock I rock-a-bye my babies Take a handful of your most favoritest things in the world Let's all play show and tell Flipping out in a flat as a pancake world And I'm not sure exactly how Or why there is a bigger sky than your own brain Pushing your feet on the ground And you can't fly unless you die and go to heaven The sun says "Hi!" through my venetian blinds I run outside and try and try and try and try to leap into the sky But every time I come back down my Clementine is still not around You don't win, please try again later Take a handful of your most favoritest things in the world Squishing with all your might Hold your breath until you start seeing swirls Work up an appetite Break out all the finger foods and pelt the bride and groom as hard as you can 'Cause if you'll believe it, I'll conceive it, whatever makes you my neighbor We'll toss rings around the rosie, decorate the graveyard I'll flip my lid, I'll blow my mind, I'll clench my eyelids really tight And hope and pray someday I'll say "My Clementine is here!"
5.
I can feel the monkeyshines reverberating through my spine I scream so fucking loud that blood starts pouring from my mouth Jump! Up! Fuck! Or get fucked up! Rough! Tough! Fuck! Or get fucked up! Whiplash, neck snap, seizuring on the floor, look at me, I'm practically invincible Beat me down, fuck me up while you still can, cause the last one to die is a rotten egg Rock! Roll! Chug, chug, keep on chugging until you overdose! Rip! Throat! Keep puking until you can't feel your face no more! Jump! Up! Fuck! Or get fucked up! Rough! Tough! Congratulations! You just got mutherfucked!
6.
Great big roller, rolling mutherfucker Stood ten foot tall with a knife He could blow a mountain down, down, down, down, down Great big roller, rolling mutherfucker Equivalent strength of fifty mules He could blow a mountain down, down, down, down, down Please don't blow my mountain down Please don't blow my mountain down Please don't blow my mountain down
7.
Your figure is glistening Because your beauty is in many or kinds It's all burning white In the prettiest, brightest light Please don't make me feel blue inside about you Don't let the black in my mind surround you And at this encounter If your gaze does not leave me blind Then I wouldn't mind To leave this world behind Just to stare at the sky in your eyes And i'd wish on the stars at your side Just to share in your beautiful light
8.
FFF 03:06
Pink and purple polka dots, I'm the foreign relations guy I'm a loafer, I'm a freak, I'm the secret birthday streak I'm the flavor of the month, pound into a sucker punch Slimy stimulated cock, curled up like a jester's sock Started a fire, named it "Sire", killed a million people Crumpled muscles all contracting, flimsy, floppy, feeble In a doggy sweater, muffling muzzle, biting my own teeth out Dripping soda through my nose, psychedelic freakout Friar a Jacque's long lost dad, knocked out in a wrestling match Bouncing, balling, dinging, donging, slurping, smoking, cherry bombing I trip acid, I smoke pot, higher than an astronaut So don't come knocking down my door cause I can't get up off this floor Started a fire, named it "Sire", killed a million people Crumpled muscles all contracting, flimsy, floppy, feeble Now I'm kissing babies, petting kittens, such a gentle creature And I would hold my only child if I could only reach her
9.
Feelin' Down 03:42
Hey, who's up for feelin' down That's what I'd say if there was anyone around I'm feelin' down, I'm feelin' down Hey, sit down and have some wine That's what I'd say if you were any friend of mine I'm feelin' down, I'm feelin' down Cold blows a blustery day Feet on the street, ghosts with rattling chains Hangman's rope set in a rhythmic sway Hey, who's up for feelin' down That's what I'd say if there was anyone around I'm feelin' down, I'm feelin' down I kept it bottled up for a rainy day Pit of my gut's been eaten anxious with decay People gathered round throwing garbage on my grave
10.
I can see you hiding behind what you're seeking Dude, you need a time out, you're freaking Roll your eyes with the bouncing ball Shut your mouth till your name is called If you mean what you say, then do it If you think you're so cool, then prove it Fatty fatty as a 2X4 Shoplifting at a candy store Wanting to get his just desserts Stuff his face till his stomach hurts Hey! Did anyone else just see what I just saw Teeter totter your mouth keeps talking till you lock your jaw, now are you happy Belly up in a waste of time, you're believing all your conceiving now Saddle up on a world so wide until you're riding off to where the sun don't shine Can you stand up for yourself, you're stooping you are so full of bull, you're pooping Scouts honor is not enough Are you man enough to call my bluff I know things that you don't know So take it from me cause I said so Belly up in a waste of time, do you believe it now that you've seen it now If Jesus Christ was not still alive today you know that he'd be rolling in his grave I'd like to see you mess with this guy, I'm crazy Anything that you want to try won't phase me Everybody jump up and fall back down Scream and shout till your lunch comes out All washed up in a hurricane With a big fat grin and a stupid brain
11.
99.9% 02:35
Big shot, fuck wad thinks that he's stud of the month Prancing in designer clothes advertising head to toe Eeny meeny miney mo Just you wait till I reload I'll make your fucking head explode Queen bee offers me all the honey I can eat just give up my identity and come and be her loyal drone Then she takes off all her clothes Ten minutes later we were fucking on her royal throne Guitar man is performing in apartment hall Bathing in fluorescent light, tanning late into the night Neighbor's scream with all their might "Hey you loud obnoxious jerk! Some people have got to work! Take that shit out on the street! I'm trying to get some fucking sleep!" Knock on door, say hello Beats them both unconscious and then he smashes up their stereo Bursting blood clot, strain your brain until it pops Wake up in a bathroom stall, gripping tightly both your balls Ripping as hard as you can, squish those fuckers in your hand Then I swear in hell you won't regret the moment that you bleed to death
12.
I'm so depressed, I can't forget these little feelings I repress Are all I hold that's dear to me Tie up my shoe and we'd sing songs, dance in the night light on the wall And our shadow puppets would all parade to scare the monsters all away Tucked beneath the blankets in our bed we'd share the secrets in our head And I always knew that you'd be there, there to listen, there to care Coming on home from school one day I found my friend had run away Oh where oh where now could he be Then Mommy sat me down and said that all along it was just pretend And I was old enough to understand he was just an imaginary friend Oh who will ever save me from this empty heart that enslaves me In the memory of my friend and me And rubbing my cheek against a peach I can feel his love so soft so sweet And as my kitty purrs me to sleep I know I can waltz with you there In my dreams
13.
What's beyond her gaze, what's beyond her face What's beyond her grace that circles round what revolves around it Everything will rise, fall at the same rate Every pull I push away is to delay the main attraction When we were eye to eye I saw another place And I forgot there ever was a place that wasn't like you Open wide they dried, sucked without a trace And everything I ever could have become just left without me Splashing in the tide, carried me away A little sip is all it takes to replace what lives without it Swimming towards the light, this is what I say Drink the water's fine but too much wine will intoxicate you

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Songs written and recorded between 2002 and 2005 in various Chicago and Kentucky locations onto 4 track or 8 track cassette machines.

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released March 9, 2010

2010 vinyl reissue of 550 copies from Moniker Records
originally self released as 500 CDs June 2006

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John Bellows is a singer songwriter and home recorder from small town Kentucky, schooled in Chicago, and now back to the land in rural Washington.

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